I think the broad consensus is we need to find the hairstylists in charge of Marvel Phase 2 and have some serious words with them.
#I HOPE IT’S PLOT RELATED, #I HOPE THERE’S LIKE A BAD HAIR DEMON ON THE LOOSE, #AND EVERYONE HAS TO TEAM UP AND FIGHT IT, #AVENGERS 2: HAIR TODAY GONE TOMORROW, #AVENGERS 2: HAIRY SCARY, #AVENGERS 2: HAIR DON’T
IT’S PROBABLY THE SAME DEMON THAT CUT SAM WINCHESTER’S HAIR
GUYS THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM
I KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT // music to play while losing your virginity in a cave
01. bump n’ grind - r. kelly 02. let’s get it on - marvin gaye 03. love in this club (cave) - usher 04. your body is a wonderland - john mayer 05. I like it rough - lady gaga 06. I’ll make love 2 you - boyz ii men 07. let’s talk about sex - salt n pepa 08. bed - j holiday 09. I just had sex - lonely island // LISTEN
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.